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Tezcat Real, Seventh Revelry Insignia

Tezcat Real is a supergroup that physically appears to be two people, Brian and Chrystya Cat Hoffman, but that is our sorcery, our smokin' mirrors.  Also part of this outlaw country band are these mighty superheros and superheras: Cobra Mustang, Baseball Batman, Olive Thomas, Waterman, Pretty White Buffalo Woman and Mescalero....we don't disclose their activities or whereabouts.   

If Texaco is a country station (what became of Tejas) we are an outlaw country band. The entire history of rock music was a false start, by the way.....so quit messing around and do something about it. Throw your phone in a lake, put a sledgehammer through your TV.  UNIVERSE instead of REVERSE this time.  Come on.