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Tezcat Real, Seventh Revelry Insignia

 TEZCAT REAL:  THERE IS NO HEAVIER AND BADDER NAME FOR A BAND THAN TEZCAT REAL, WITH THE SOLE EXCEPTION OF "THE MELVINS".....I MEAN, YOU REALLY HAVE GOT TO GIVE THAT NAME ITS DUE -- LIKE.....STAND BACK IN AWE AND JUST KNOW THAT "THE MELVINS" IS THE PINNACLE OF ALL BAND NAMES.   THE WHO? THE MELVINS, DUMBASS.  ARE YOU DEAF? WHO THE HELL IS THE WHO? WHAT? TONE DEAF LEOPARD? NO..TEZCAT REAL. OUR BAND IS NAMED VERY PRETTY, BECAUSE OUR BAND IS VERY HEAVILY INFLUENCED BY THE MELVINS, THE JESUS LIZARD, FANTOMAS (JUST THEIR NAMES) AND WE WOULD SAY TOOL, BUT NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF A BAND CALLED TOOL.  THAT IS STUPID.  HOW ABOUT, LET'S CALL OURSELVES "SHOVEL", OR "CROWBAR" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!!!! HEE HEE HEE.  WE COULD SMACK OUR TOOLS TOGETHER WHILE GARDENING AND CALL IT "SOUNDGARDEN"!!!! YEAH, RIGHT.  AS IF......WHATEVER.   WE ARE JUST BIG FANS JUST OF THEIR BAND NAMES, WE ARE NOT SURE WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE OR IF THEY ARE GOOD LOOKING OR NOT.  IF A BAND IS NOT GOOD LOOKING, OUR EARS MIGHT NOT LOOK AT THEM.  WHEN WE GO TO SEE A BAND, WE SEE IF THEY ARE ANY GOOD BEFORE TAKING THE EARPLUGS OUT...IF NOT, WE STAY FOR THE FREE WATER.   

 

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