TEZCAT REAL
THE BIG FOUR
AND ONE IN THE MIDDLE
The Writes of Saturn's Passage
IT WAS IN 2011 THAT WE STILL WE FRIENDS WITH THE BEST ROAD CAT EVER,
HIS NAME WAS TEZCAT, WHOSE FIRST YEAR OF AGE GAVE HIM SILVER BELLY AND NECK FUR - THE REST BLACK, THERE WAS NOT A MORE BEAUTIFUL CAT, NOR MORE OF A WARRIOR. VERY EARLY ON, HE LEARNED TO GIVE A SIGNAL WHEN HE WAS ABOUT LEAP FROM TABLES, BRANCHES AND FLOORS AS I WOULD CATCH HIM IN MID-AIR, THROW HIM OVER MY SHOULDERS LIKE A RICH LADY'S CHINCHILLA AND STROLL AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD....SOMETIMES JOSHUA TREE NATIONAL PARK, SOMETIMES ON HIKES IN YOSEMITE. PEOPLE SAID "YOUR CAT IS LITERALLY THE MOST BADASS CAT I'VE EVER MET, DUDE. WHAT'S HIS NAME?"
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HIS NAME IS TEZCAT......WHICH CAME FROM UNDER HIS BUTT, WHEN SITTING ON A "MASKS OF GOD" BOOK BY JOSEPH CAMPBELL. I MADE HIM MOVE BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO READ, AND I SAID "HEY! HONEY, CHECK IT OUT! THIS AWESOME KITTY OF OURS, JUST SHOWED ME WHAT HIS NAME IS! HE WAS SITTING ON THE NAME 'TEZCATLIPOCA'....AND, SO TEZCAT IT WAS. HE LIVED TO BE SEVEN YEARS OLD. WHEN WE ARRIVED IN NEW ORLEANS, SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH A STROKE/BLOOD CLOT AND.........OTHER THAN EACH OTHER, THIS WAS OUR ONLY REALLY COMMITTED FRIEND. NOT A SINGLE PERSON WHO EVER ENCOUNTERED TEZCAT CAT THOUGHT ANY LESS OF HIM THAN "MOST BADASS CAT EVER", WHEN SEEING HOW SOPHISTICATED AND FLY HE LOOKED HAVING HIS PAWS HANG OFF MY SHOULDER. THERE WAS A TEZCAT DJ IN MEXICO SOMEWHERE, AND WE WERE NOT ABOUT TO LET TEZCAT GO AS A BAND NAME EITHER, IF THERE IS ANY POSSIBLE DOUBLE.
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"WE'RE THE REAL TEZCAT, ANYWAY......7 YEARS OF HAPPY TEZCAT TIMES, REAL AND REALITY....HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! i HAD PROBABLY BEEN READING SOME BOOK ABOUT THE HOLY GRAIL THAT MENTIONED SAN GREAL AND SANG REAL, THAT'S IT!
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WHO CAN GO UP AGAINST A BAND WITH A NAME LIKE TEZCAT REAL? WE KNOW DAMN WELL THAT THE BLACK MAGIC OCCULT ASSOCIATIONS WITH TEZCATLIPOCA ARE CREEPY IMPOSTORS WHOSE ATTEMPTS AT CONTROLLING THE JAGUAR OR LEOPARD SPIRIT INVOLVES MAKING RITUAL USE OF LEOPARD PRINTS TO SIGNAL BETA SEX-KITTEN PROGRAMMING, WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BREAK DOWN ALL INHIBITIONS ....WHAT, LIKE THE INHIBITIONS NATURALLY RESULTING FROM SOME GUY WHO STAMMERS AND
THE LATIN FORM OF "REAL" (AS IN SANG REAL GOOD AT KARAOKE), WAS NOT ONLY A FINE ADDITION OF TWO SYLLABLES WHICH HAD A NICE RING TO IT....BUT, IT ALSO FUNCTIONS AS A NAME WHICH CAN BLEND WITH THOSE WHO ARE STILL IN A FLAT EARTH SUPPLIED BY FILTER SCREEENS, THOSE WHO REALIZE LITTLE TO NO BORDER OR DISTINCTION BETWEEN WHAT IS SAID TO BE THE REEL VERSION OF EVENTS, AND THEIR PARTICULAR EXPERIENCE OF REAL THINGS. TEZCAT REAL MAY BE SITTING AMONGST THEM, JUST ANOTHER REAL GUY INTERESTING IN REEL PROBLEMS SUCH AS CLASSIC SCIENCE-FICTION FILMS, UP UNTIL THE MOMENT THAT SOMEONE MAKES MENTION OF WHAT A SCENE THAT WOULD BE, AZTEC PRIESTS RIPPING A PERSON'S HEART OUT WITH AN OBSIDIAN KNIFE, AS A TRIBUTE TO THE SUN.....LIKE,
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WE BECAME AWARE THAT NOT ONLY WAS 2011 A YEAR FOR THE GUARDIAN SPIRIT OVER BURNING MAN FESTIVAL TO EXPERIENCE ITS "RITES OF PASSAGE", OR GIVE PASSAGE PASSAGE TO THOSE WHOSE RITES, TIMING, RIGHTS AND LIGHTS ARE FAR SUPERIOR -- FOR WE DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANY ORGANIZATIONS WHICH RITUALLY ABUSE CHILDREN AND/OR DEMAND THAT BEAUTIFUL POP STARS BE THE SLAVES OF WHOEVER HAS DECIDED THAT TEZCATLIPOCA IS A NAME THAT CAN BE CLAIMED RATHER THAN ENRAGED BY THEM. THERE IS NO HIGHER VIBRATIONAL MANIFESTATION OF TEZCAT REAL....AND THIS BAND NAME WORKS ON WHATEVER LEVEL NEEDED, IT CAN BRIDGE THE REAL AND REEL WHEN NEED BE...BUT IT IS ALWAYS, AS THE LORD OF LIGHT BY THE SPOKEN WORD....TEZCAT REAL --AS IN SANG REAL, NOT ROYAL BLOOD....BUT SANG REAL GREAT AT KARAOKE. TEZCAT REAL IS THE ROYAL MIRROR OF TEZCATLIPOCA.....AND, OH....HOW PATHETIC IT IS TO SEE THAT BLACK JAGUARS WILL JUMP FROM THE BIG SCREEN TV INTO SOMEONE'S LIVING ROOM (THE WEAK END) TO LET US KNOW THAT THERE ARE IDIOTS IN HOLLYWOOD WHO ARE BETTING ON SOMETHIING BOUND AND
EIR MONOPOLY ON THE CALLING OF TEZCATIPOCA TO BE BOUND TO
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